Last week was a rather slow week for some pepole, but that's ok, there's always something to be said about anything. Our very own local Knights were invited to Dragonmaster/Weaponmaster to be judges and I'm sure it was a very intriguing experience. Locally, we ejoyed a nice day at the park. a few people fighitng, but mostly visiting and good natured laughs. This just goes to show, we will always have Sunday park, regardless of what events go on elsewhere.
Here and Now by Heyea Ringslinger
Friends, Amtgarders, Countrymen, lend me your ears. On this fine day we have been raided! People from the lands of Sanguine have decided that our humble shire is right for the picking!
Kaembrygians, today we must band together to fend off the SUCKers! Allies from the southern lands have answered our calls, but we will need all our might to defend against this mighty opponet. Sharpen your swords and charge your balls, for the battle is at hand.
do this for our pride, our honor and our turnips!
Side Order by Cookie
It has recently come to my attention of very drievous matter that must be handeled promptly. Punch bowls are entirely too big, which in turn makes them very hard to steal due to the fact that they do not fint into your pants very well at all. Some of you are probably thinking "Well good sir, why on earth would you want to steal a punch bowl?" very simply my dear readers; they make excellent sleds for children and perfect helmets for trolls.
I myself speak quite regularly with the Conglomeration of Troll Heads and they have expressed their dismay at the lack of Trollish armor. The conglomeration has been stockpoling the makings of Trollish armor for quite some time now for undisclosed reasons, but among the assortment of tree bark, rope, wooden planks, flour sacks, and soup ladles they have been lacking a suitable helmet for their precious heads.
So thusly a movement was then passed that punch bowls would be a reasonable item to use. Also on a side note, an unusually large number of punch bowls have gone missing in town. Anyone with any knowledge is asked to please be quiet and not ask the trolls.
Crafter's Comments
"You can't achieve excellence if someone doesn't push you." ~Sir Terarin of Shadowdale, the Last Prince of the Borderlands
Shutter Eye View by Bridgette
Story Time!!!
Classifieds:
Wanted: Wooden punch bowls, Please bring to The Stump, swamp bar and grill. Ask for Jeeves.
Needed: Intents for the next Prime Minister. The position goes from Midreign to Midreign, Must be reeves and capora tested and passed, good with updating records, and ddues paind. Is responsible for attendance sheets, record keeping, and park money.
As the Cookie Bakes
A very busy week we have been having. and much more is yet to come. On my side notes, I have a few points of interest to help remind people of our own schedule of events.
First, Kingdom midreign is quickly approching, we ask that all members who have the ability to go please do so to represent our humble shire.
Second, our own midreign is shaping up to be a great day. The entry fee is $5 which helps to pay for the feast that Cat Senski is so graciously preparing for us. the menu will be printed in an upcoming issue. Also, this is a Saterday event. We will still hold regular park on the following Sunday and as a special treat Captain Black and voltar will be giving a basic leather workshop. Anyone wanting to learn something about leather is asked to attend.
I am so very happy to see people consistently coming out every Sunday and Wednesday, in full garb and being active members of our little shire. Our numbers have been frowing and I do not see them shrinking anytime soon. If anyone is in need of garb or looking to make some of their own, just ask around. Most of us will be willing to aid in such endeavors.