The monsters were ferocious, but we were fearless. The turnip farmers gave their thanks to the brave warriors who tamed down the monster populace in our lands at they returned to their fields. Our brave sheriff, who could be seen fleeing through the trees during the battle, personally thanks all who participated in the monster hunt and reminds us that we must remain watchful in protecting our lands.
Side Order By Cookie
Today we get to visit with Farmer Dungly, who as you will remember was the winner from last fall’s turnip festival. His prize turnip, a wintersnap white turnip, came in at 8 inches in diameter. I got the chance to visit his prize winning vegetable patch and ask him a few questions. “What’s your secret to growing prize vegetables?” “Plenty o’ sun shine, luv, and a few goblin heads in tha dirt” “Do you hunt your own goblins?” “Shoot no, them thangs is deadly. I order them fresh packed from Calim Arcanic/Organic Emporium.” “Do you have plans for this fall’s festival?” To this he would only give a wink as he showed me the way out of his garden.
Crafters Comments
“When working with spray-on pigments, coatings and sealants, always make sure you stand upwind of the aerosol mist unless you feel like sneezing out half a can of paint.” ~Cat Senski
Important Dates
June 12th- Kingdom Visit @ Kaembryge June 26th- Kingdom Quest @ Traitors Gate August 7th- Dragon Master/ Weapon Master @ Slaughter Creek August 19th-21st- Kingdom Midreign @ Giddings September 3rd- Midreign @ Northern Gateway Site September 4th- Leather Workshop
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Wanted: canned goods, bring them to park on Sunday’s or fighter practice on Wednesday. Kierra is the keeper of the canned food and aluminum cans" please help us win the food fight....bring a can, any can....one and all!! Thank you.
Shutter Eye View Photograph of the week By Bridgette
Here and Now By Heyea Stormblade
Today is a most special day fellow Kaembrygeiers, King Shadowdragon is here to visit and see our quaint and cozy shire. Alas, not all is quite right for this wonderful day. In the forests, dark forces have been stirring and have taken advantage of the visiting dignitaries as the time to strike. Thanks to the ever vigilant Defender Luniere, we know that a Dark Lord has risen and is mounting an attack. I joined Sheriff Enobria under his desk for a few brief questions. “Sheriff, how was a Dark Lord raised in our own forests?” “I don’t know, but I know the good people of this shire and we will prevail.” “Sir, why are we under your desk?” “I was… uh… looking for my magnet! Oh look there is it, silly magnet on the floor.”
As The Cookie Bakes
First off I would like to thank everyone who attended the Stitch & Bitch. It was very productive and entertaining for everyone. We as a park are growing well, but we must always remember, if it weren’t for eachother, we would have no park. Support and help your fellow members and never be afraid to ask for help.
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